Year of birth: 1972
Where: Dyess Air Force Base, Texas
Learned what instruments, where and when: Started piano in '83, guitar in '88
Hobbies: Tending a little garden patch.
Would just like to say: Tattoos for everyone!
Some favorite movies: FOTR, TTT, ROTK, Seven, Lawrence of Arabia, Empire, Clones
Some favorite books: LOTR, Cat's Cradle, Zen Mind, Beginner's Mind
Some favorite albums: Thomas Dolby's Flat Earth, CSN's debut, Beatles' Abbey Road, Nick Drake's Pink Moon, Joni Mitchell's Song to a Seagull
Martial Arts/Superhero Weakness: Bright light causes my magical spinach to wilt.
Last known whereabouts: Standing here right behind you right now. That's the last place you'll know me to be.
Contact lens prescription: R +2, L -1.5
Height: 5 9
Weight: 170
AKA: Dr. Espectaculo, Gronge Bartle, Davey-four-eyes, Wavey-davey, Sugar-of-booger, Hey-you-there-get-the-hell-out-of-the-way, Can-I-Help-You-Sir, Dave-o nuevo
Favorite instruments Dave can't play: Bagpipes, Mandolin
Favorite quote: "It takes more than a hairnet to make a cook, and more than a toothache to be a dentist."
Mascot/Animal Familiar: Bill the pony
Favorite doorstop: Pewter bust of Erik Satie
Dave has promised to avenge: Khan's kid, because, after all, like a poor marksman, Khan just kept missing the target.
Wonders most about: 1.) where all that drool comes from when I floss, 2.) why we can't all just get along, man.
