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Update April 4th, 2003 As promised, this coming Monday the Funkii will begin work on their hymn to vainglorious hope, "Ten Millionaires". In honor of this auspicious event, Kaiser Wilhelm of Germany married a hapless Bavarian couple in a ceremony that took

place in the back of a rocket car.  No one was hurt in the proceedings, although a new land speed record was established that should outlast all in fame and infamy. To further honor the proceedings, Mark Twain composed a brief ode, as follows:

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor Catch the tradewinds in your sails. Explore.  Dream.  Discover.