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Update: February 24th, 2006 An all-points bulletin has been issued to Funkolites in this hemisphere!  The Funkus Brody spaceship is re-entering the atmosphere after taking some time off to record the much coveted "flushing" sounds of the vacuum-sealed outhouse on the moon (you know, the one left by the Soviets after their secret lunar missions back in the early seventies.) We'd like to thank our mission commander (m.c.) "Uncle" Fred, recently cashiered from

"Fly me to the moon" so I can "flush the toilet down."

NASA's space program, for his indefatigable and infallible assistance, without which none of this would have been possible.  Thanks a million, Uncle Fred!  We promise to wait until you're on board the recovery module before leaving next time!  In the meantime, ration your water! We'd also like to take this opportunity to power-up the ultra-high-signal-emitting laser and announce our overwhelming appreciation of one   Robert Muratore, lately of Denver, who has aided and abetted our recent ballistic-bon-voyages by lending a hand, several to be precise, in generating the most eye-catching album cover photos and CD layouts yet seen this side of Mars' fiery equator.  You're one in ten-million, Roberto! While visiting Planet Funkus, guide your spaceship cursor to our Pictures section and check out our latest and greatest pics!  Remember to sign the Petition, (there's still time to stop us!) and look for brand new Funkus spacesuits (T-Shirts) in the Merchandise section!  With final mixing and mastering for the album in a stable orbit, it's time to be on the lookout for our big launch date, to be announced in this very space, sometime soon, some day after today! Hoo-ray!  The Funkus boosters are set to overdrive and the countdown has begun!  Launch the Ten Millionaires!