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Update: August 22nd, 2003

Not much time to make update...  Luxembourg hit squad just behind us...  have stolen non-descript vegetable truck with giant tomato to make journey...  moving with all haste to secret safehouse in depths of Denver
metro suburbia..  must complete album...  must complete vocals and bass...   will attempt further contact as soon as possible...  the Funkus Brody team still on track for end of year completion of their uber secret project...  must go...  they are just outside...