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Update: August 3rd, 2005

Funkus Brody is sad to report that their giant cherry was stolen last week by a giant renegade spoon.  The giant police were going to be called to begin a city-wide search, but a giant phone could not be found to place the call.
Accordingly, the giant spoon is still at large.

In happier news, work progresses apace on the final preparations for the worldwide debut of Funkus Brody's first album,
Ten Millionaires, and the co-release of the companion novel, "From The Files Of Funkus Brody". 

We look forward to sharing the album with you, and to the release party, so please block out a good half day or more to join us in the festivities!

While you're on the site, be sure to check out our online store, with all new designs provided by nationally acclaimed artist, Scott Wegner.  Be the first on your block to own one of our mystifying new t-shirts!

Lastly, remember kids, grass blades climbing the bricks of the sky scraper ceiling will not reach you on the top floor.  So relax and have a great day!