Yes, he has in fact emerged from his mountain cabin and it looks like he is holding what looks like...THE PAGE OF DESTINY!!!
And now we're hoping that he will in fact tell us The Story.....
....he's stepping up to the microphone now....and we hope that....yes...
.....he's just about to speak...we hope that he will tell us what we've all been waiting to hear....which is of course........okay!
He's there now and let's hear what he has to say!
M.T. : Yes, you there (gestures at the reporter in the front row).
Reporter: Ah yes, thank you. Mr. Toady, first let me welcome you to sunny Centennial.
M.T. : Well, thank you...not exactly sunny right now though (laughs), eh?
Reporter: Ha ha. Very true, sir, very true. Now sir, my question (thumbs through notebook).
M.T. : Yes.
Reporter: Ah, yes. It was reported in the Boston globe that...
M.T. : Cribbing other paper's articles, are we?
Reporter: (laughs) It was reported in a major news outlet that (clears throat) you were spotted in front of a prominent local theater making plans to see a movie with a certain individual, let's call him, 'L.M.'
M.T. : I see movies with lots of different people.
Reporter: Certainly. I don't doubt that but, let me just ask...
M.T. : Ask your question? I wish you would.
Reporter: Is it not true that this same individual has plans to see that self same movie that you were in line for, in fact, planning to see it with you?
M.T. : If I understand your question - I don't doubt that a certain 'Time and Place' are in mind, but, people, all sorts of people, are making plans all the time. I don't see why I should be singled out.
Reporter: Well sir, I think all of us here (gestures broadly around the room), each and every one of us, know that you, as the local constabulary pointed, are in possession of the...
He had something important to say. What it would be, the world would never know as, just moments later, the entire building was smushed under the recently re-gravitized mass of a hulking gravity-defying blumpa-elephant! All the humanity! Oh this is terrible! This is just -