From: Monkus Toady Sent: Thursday, October 15, 1998 11:02 PM To: Lumpus Moldy Subject: Captain Kirk Has His Own Plan "That's it, Captain, yes.... take the empty bamboo tube and fill it with that gunpowder like powder." 'My gut heez making a weapon!' "Who let you outta the cage, Chekov?" 'Surry...' "Now he only has to point it at the lizard creature, discharge it with a spark of some sort, and he wins." * Hey Lizard-thing, I was gonna shoot this at you.  But I've got a better idea.... "What on earth is he doing?...." * That's right Cousin-Lizard, you know what's coming...- 'My gut.  Not agin....' * That's right Lizard-fun!  I'm gonna SEX YOU UP!!!  AND IF YOU'RE INTO IT WE CAN GET THE OMNIPOTENT DUDE IN THE WHITE DUDS! "No wonder we were cancelled after three seasons..." * WHO DO YOU LOVE!?!?!?  HISS YOU GREEN GOB O' FUN!!!
			From: Monkus Toady Sent: Thursday, October 20, 1998 6:38 PM To: Lumpus Moldy Subject: Chedder Knot House of stork~: The lights come on and the game begins! Who gets the shammy?  The tap wrap?  The bunberry-burn bank? None, I cry!  I've got the bag in my hand!  And I'm running for the border, with some wicked plans in mind! I produced from the folds of my bureau a hat with two head holes,             and sure enough, the lightening struck down, zapping left and right like high speed dino-storks~. I hurled one right at the camera lens and poked out my own eye! The car scrubbed down with the shammy and my tummy fat on bunberry-burn bank jam, I consider the spendiferous day, collect my $200, and go about my business. Victory at last!