Welcome to the Page Of Destiny!

Pretty exciting, huh?

Yeah, we know it doesn't look like much right now, but just you wait!

The Page Of Destiny will be the SINGLE GREATEST WEB PAGE KNOWN TO MAN!!!

Really.  It will be.

Honest.

So be on the lookout for the -

Wait a minute...

What's that?

Haven't we seen this before?

I don't know what you're talking about.

This page.  We've read this all before.

You're mad!

I'm not!  You were just about to say that we should be on the lookout for the greatest web page of all time and that it's coming soon and then some crazy newscaster would suddenly interrupt with a stupid NEWS FLASH -

You're mental!

- and then the poor sap reading this would have to go on some silly scavenger hunt all around this bloody site to find themselves exactly BACK WHERE THEY STARTED!!

How absurd!  Now I've just about had enough of this!

No, WE'VE had enough!  No more!  Just admit that there really isn't a Page of Destiny!

I will not!

Admit it!  There is no Page of -

NEWS FLASH!